Proud Brickie Gifts

Yes, I'm a Brickie.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Things I love about Powell River...

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Where is global warming when you want it?

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Motorcycle Faith Healer

EGGS laid in America

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

Joe Snook, D.I.Y enthusiast, lived here.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

'Irvin's so proud. He made the New York Times' best cellars list.'

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

'Mum...Dad...I'm Gaelic.'

"What's on your flag that you have to cover it up with a big leaf?"

Man feels national pride when runners pass.

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole