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A Mean O' Acid.

Queen of Quinoa

Eureka!

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'They're not testing drugs on us - they're testing us. We're transgenic.'

"I know the rules on cloning, but it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

The Atkins Diet.

'Ed's in medical research.'

Less curds, more whey. Middle-aged Miss Muffet.

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.