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A Mean O' Acid.

Queen of Quinoa

Eureka!

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'They're not testing drugs on us - they're testing us. We're transgenic.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I know the rules on cloning, but it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

'Ed's in medical research.'

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later."