Protection Promoter Pillows

Polio - The Comeback Kid

AIDS prevention

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Things are looking up!"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Bees v Wasps

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

No negative attitude anytime.

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Always look on the bright side.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"Have they no shame?"

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"