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Polio - The Comeback Kid

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We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Things are looking up!"

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Bees v Wasps

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

No negative attitude anytime.

Two cemeteries: Astrazeneca vaccinated vs. Astrazeneca refusal to vaccinate.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

Always look on the bright side.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

"Have they no shame?"

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."