Protection Perfectionists T-Shirts

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Penalty

"Page 33, line 4..."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'