Protégé Mugs

Lost.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Policeman talking to lost child

The stock market sky is falling.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'The fence is to keep the public away - otherwise our pictures won't last five minutes.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Your angel is always with you

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Fight against theft of endangered species

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"