Protector Of Secrets Mugs

"Who made this mess?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Policeman talking to lost child

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

Your angel is always with you

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Reading the Leaves.

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"My grades will get better. I discovered some potentially embarrassing things about my teacher."

Always look for your angel.

Preventing the Discovery of an Affair

Do you think we should tell anyone about this?

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"What?"

'The door is to your left, sir. That's a closet...'

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.