Protector Of Secrets Mugs

"Who made this mess?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Policeman talking to lost child

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

Your angel is always with you

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Reading the Leaves.

Another day, another conquest

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What?"

Always look for your angel.

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? How do I tell my wife I'm not who she thinks I am? Excellent questions. It reminds me of the time I palled around with a homely lady back in the '50s. She was one heck of a dancer, but she was secretive guarded. The more I pried into her secrets, the more paranoid she grew. "Somebody's spying on me," she said. "It could be anyone." ... I read that in her diary. If you ask me, that Jo McCarthy was a real basket case. Um ... What did I call you about?

"My grades will get better. I discovered some potentially embarrassing things about my teacher."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Preventing the Discovery of an Affair

Do you think we should tell anyone about this?

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

'The door is to your left, sir. That's a closet...'