Prostitute T-Shirts

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"If you want to charge a man for sex, you have to do it like everyone else - slowly, over time, beginning with dinner."

"My heart says no, my head says maybe, my you-know-what says yes."

Shepherd and eurydice

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Demure lady with gloves

Tut and Carmen.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Champagne

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Victorian Lady

Pirate

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Deflator mouse

Wotan with eye patch

Mikado

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Senta jumps into the sea

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

Silly wig.

Reginald Bunthorne

"Bravo!"