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"And will he know what this is regarding?"

"Me? I'll quit when it stops being fun."

'Hello luvvy, fancy having some fun?'

'If you want to get me really mad - ask if I take switch card.'

"My heart says no, my head says maybe, my you-know-what says yes."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"If being socially responsible is important to you, no dolphins were ever harmed in any of my encounters."

"What already?! You're the ones who are always on about me following my dreams!"

"He's one of my five-a-day."

". . . She used to be a stripper before she became a strimmer. . ."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Eye-Pad Pro....

"That'll be 50 bucks."

Sex for money

"Well honey, for that price I can also throw in some free Wi-Fi."

"Listen. . . 'Analphabetism' is not a sex act!"

A nude man and a clothed woman hold 'sale' signs.

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Left, right, beneath, on top...it's simply a question of money!"

"What, already?! Never heard of casual fridays, luv?"

"You'd better hurry. The council wants to ban all enjoyable sex."

"Silly you, I didn't say she looked sweet, I said she looked swede!!"

"You know how to please, but not to love."

Prostitution and promiscuity

£50, but no shaking hands

"Mum! A little privacy, please. I'm live-streaming."

"I watched my first adult film the other day – I couldn't believe how young I looked..!"

Erogenous Zone

World Will End Tomorrow

Table of the Hated.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"What do you mean, 'Not tonight, I have a headache'? You're a prostitute."

Donut Ho

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."