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"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Bullseye!

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Boom

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Breakthrough

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Jumping Man

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"I came up through the ranks."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

"I'm pretty sure it was rising to the top and not having to answer to anyone that cured me of my habit of muttering under my breath."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'