Prosperity T-Shirts

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Boom

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Breakthrough

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Congratulations on the new you!

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Jumping Man

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I came up through the ranks."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I'm pretty sure it was rising to the top and not having to answer to anyone that cured me of my habit of muttering under my breath."