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"I came up through the ranks."

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Bullseye!

That party went well.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Boom

The rope to success.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'