Prosperity Seekers Gifts

"Well, to be perfectly honest, the dream of every gander is to marry a goose that lays golden eggs..."

2021

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

That shows business confidence.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Better times ahead.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

The Death of the Blues

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Things are looking up!"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Jumping Man

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Human Rights for All

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'