Hope Seekers Gifts

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

'Lottery result...the lottery result...'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

2021

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I didn't spark joy."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Thank you bubbles

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

The Death of the Blues

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Jumping Man

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'