Proselytizer Gifts

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"I brought cocoa."

Local food for local consumption

Tempest in a Teapot

The Child and the Tank

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Chinese History: Redwash

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Move Ahead with Basel III!

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

Not So Lonely Anymore

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Fishing for Peace.

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.