Proportionate Power Seeker Gifts

If first past the post goes, procreation by coalition will be possible!

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Muscles

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Mod Kwan Doh

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Bring me some more power.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."