Proponent Of Fair Law Enforcement T-Shirts

Which "illegal" shoudl local law enforcement spend its limited time & resources tracking down?

"We need a union!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

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The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Bash a Traitor

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Let him hit you.'

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Boy caught by a policeman

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'Hell, I was hoping we could avoid binding arbitration.'

"Yes, it's win-win, but there are three of us."

"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"