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"You have excellent qualifications but we were actually looking for someone with testicles."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"We need a union!'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

No means No!

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

Sex Equality

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Equality

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

"Getting more women into farming is essential for our future...so believe me when I say that I'm 100% committed to stamping out sexism...In fact as far as I'm concerned I just want you to think about yourself as one of the chaps!"