Fairness Fighter T-Shirts

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"You have an impressive CV, but we were actually looking for someone more like us."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"We need a union!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

The weight the justice.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

No means No!

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Equality

Center for anti-discrimination.

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Time for a Raise

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'