Proponent Of Fair Law Enforcement Prints

Which "illegal" shoudl local law enforcement spend its limited time & resources tracking down?

"We need a union!'

Death to the Extremists

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Cuz I Was Scared

Good Enough

Bash a Traitor

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

'Let him hit you.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Boy caught by a policeman

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'Hell, I was hoping we could avoid binding arbitration.'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"Yes, it's win-win, but there are three of us."

"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"