Prophetism Prints

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Dark Clouds

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The end is near.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

doom.com

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

Sidewalk Prophet

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

"Covid again!"

Nostrildamus.

I have seen the future...

Modern day doomsayer