Prophetism Pillows

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Dark Clouds

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

doom.com

A self-filling prophecy.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Nostrildamus.

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

"Covid again!"

Sidewalk Prophet

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

Modern day doomsayer

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'