Prophecy Fun T-Shirts

'I believe each testament should have some gibberish that people think are prophesies.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The End is Near.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

doom.com

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."