Prophecy Fun T-Shirts

'I believe each testament should have some gibberish that people think are prophesies.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

The end is near.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The End is Near.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

doom.com

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

A self-filling prophecy.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'