Property Whisperer Gifts

'I was once a realtor my self . . . the meaning of life is location, location, location.'

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Opening the door to new customers

A Tit for Tat.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Projectile hairballing."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Will eat your homework for $.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Reading

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'