Property Programme Fan Pillows

'Darling! This isn't a property programme at all! It's the view from our living room window..'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This is close enough.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

William and Real Estate

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'