Property Pranksters Pillows

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

I'll take it!

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Yard Sale

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"It's dress down day!"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'