Property Powerhouse Gifts

'Office real estate' lifting weights

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Now that's a win."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"Sold his air rights."

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."