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"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Reverse Mortgage.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

House hunting is cruel.

Repossessions

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'