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Cute 1 bdrm cottage next to beach $2500 a month - No dogs.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

The Upholstery Consultant

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

Well paid job

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"