Property Developers Gifts

Conservation by developers.

Time For This Odd House

Realtor: 'The previous owner was paranoid about Indian attack...'

'He says he's come to view the property.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'And, as advertised, beautiful sea-views...'

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree, on the condition that in included some affordable housing for key workers.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I've invested in property..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'The buildings are merging.'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"