Property Deal Maker Pillows

"Three bedrooms, living room, dining room, and a little room to negotiate."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Takeovers.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Opening the door to new customers