Property Deal Maker Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home or office decor with pillows that celebrate the property deal maker’s crafty spirit—comfort that’s as clever as they are.

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"Three bedrooms, living room, dining room, and a little room to negotiate."

"Three bedrooms, living room, dining room, and a little room to negotiate." mockup

"Three bedrooms, living room, dining room, and a little room to negotiate."

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.' mockup

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap." mockup

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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The president's men

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!' mockup

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!' mockup

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin mockup

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you." mockup

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?" mockup

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

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$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'$

$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?' mockup$

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

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Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in. mockup

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

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'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.' mockup

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

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Opening the door to new customers mockup

Opening the door to new customers

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'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.' mockup

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

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"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch." mockup

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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Takeovers.

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'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.' mockup

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

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Property Deal Maker Pillows Collection

Property Deal Maker Mugs

Explore our full range of property deal maker mugs—perfect for celebrating their real estate successes with humor and style.

Property Deal Maker Prints

Browse our prints collection to find art that captures the creative spirit of property deal makers, inspiring and amusing in equal measure.

Property Deal Maker T-Shirts

Check out our collection of property deal maker t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their real estate mastery with a witty twist.