Propaganda Buster Gifts

Office of the PR of the United States

"Welcome to the future"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Turkish Democracy

The new Physics

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Sportswasher's

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

"I've closed my eyes so that issue no longer exists. Move on to the next question news media folks."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Reading

You can fly!

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

Warning.

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

Covidiots

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

"You went to college? That's Amazing! You must be the first in your family."

VOTE MCBLORTNIK! OR THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON!, 'Crude but effective.'