Propaganda Analyzers Gifts

"Towards a sustainable future"

"Welcome to the future"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

The Real Russian history

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Debate. First they waffled and then they gave syrupy answers.

Sportswasher's

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

Lights Action Camera Justice

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

The Court of Public Opinion

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"

A TV tank

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

"Yeah, you're right, I'll cancel my subscription: the 'Predator Daily' is not the fair and balanced news outlet I thought it would be..."

No Unknown Unknowns

"This just in: Everything is worse."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

The Daily Fury

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

It Isn't Violence if It's BY the State

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.