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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'How fast can you hype?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

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(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"I just..."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

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'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'