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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'How fast can you hype?'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

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(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

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"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"