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'If you keep convincing people at work that you are irreplaceable, how can you ever be promoted?'

'If you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Stop answering every question with 'You'll have to read my book.' "

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The adoration of the gels.

Work/Life Balance

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.