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'Thanks to the 'Mail-in Box Top Sweepstakes', enrollment is up.'

"To be honest, nobody wants to buy your paintings... we need a promotional strategy! Cut off your ear in public!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

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