Promotion Puzzle Solver T-Shirts

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You know too much!'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

Eureka!

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Career opportunities

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Salmon Run

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed