Promotion At A Luxury Hotel T-Shirts

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Kensington Fluffies

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Do not disturb...

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Suite Hereafter

Mini Bar

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'What if I promise not to look?'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

No early morning tea past this landing

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Bed & Bagel'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Seal blubber stew

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

French 75s at the Stafford

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'