Promoting A Business T-Shirts

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

That shows business confidence.

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

The best financial decision I ever made.

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Career opportunities

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Networking

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Everybody gets a raise."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

At the suit makers

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Whack-a-mole CEO.

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"Expense account or regular?"

"I love fast break business success."

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

Deadlines

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'I'll take it!'

Money exchange

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'