Promoting A Business T-Shirts

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

That shows business confidence.

The best financial decision I ever made.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Networking

Career opportunities

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Everybody gets a raise."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

At the suit makers

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Whack-a-mole CEO.

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Deadlines

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Money exchange

"I love fast break business success."

"Expense account or regular?"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Cloud Computing.