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That shows business confidence.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I don't want to make any assumptions, but I think he doesn't want to be disturbed."

"They grow up so fast."

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"Casual-ty day."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

Toilet water cooler

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Others will fight for you