Prom Season Mugs

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Malcolm Sargent

Elegant woman in backless dress.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

High School Prom Expenses

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Prom 2020

Waltz Crossing.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'