Project Doer Gifts

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

D.I.Y

Deadline

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

Super Homeworld

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"I always create to-do lists."

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"I'm gone then Tim's gone then Mel's gone then you're gone then we're all gone then it's September."

"My dad's worried that I start things I can't finish."

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

"Done."

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

Now the onus was on Louis - who, up until then, hadn't even known what it onus was.

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."