Project Doer Gifts

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

D.I.Y

Deadline

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

Super Homeworld

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"I always create to-do lists."

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"I'm gone then Tim's gone then Mel's gone then you're gone then we're all gone then it's September."

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"My dad's worried that I start things I can't finish."

"Now where's that idiot hiding? He was supposed to fix the door."

"Done."

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

Now the onus was on Louis - who, up until then, hadn't even known what it onus was.

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."