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Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Why Is Elizabeth Warren Hiring so Many Right Wing Foreign Policy Advisers?

Trans-Liberal

We Only Fight When We Can't Win

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Joined at the hipster.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Leftie Trump

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

Leftie Trump

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Randi Rhodes

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'