Progress Photographer Pillows

Weight Loss Clinic: "Would you like to see some before and after shots?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Candid Camera store.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Fall on a desert island

Sistine Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Wedding Fayre