Progress Photographer Prints

Weight Loss Clinic: "Would you like to see some before and after shots?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

Fall on a desert island

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

All the apps hidden within a phone

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Sistine Selfie

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'