Programming T-Shirts

"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."

Evolution.

'The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that can convert hindsight into foresight.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

"Guide us, Oh Database Manager!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

Web Content Management

Computer virus

1080P New Year's Resolution

'Data, data everywhere!'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Gimme all your cache!'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

"Tidy up yer website, gov?"

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.

'Now you're talking my language.'

Human Error, Stupid (computers)

Computer operator welding machine.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."