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Dara O' Briain

Tartine

Come dine with me!

Showbiz Awards

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Fishermen

Horn of Leftovers

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

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