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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

God measures success by the weight of a heart- not a wallet.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"The overthinker"

Paul Ree