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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

God measures success by the weight of a heart- not a wallet.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Pastorius wonders why.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Zenemies.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'