Ponderous Thinker T-Shirts

Question Mark

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Needs to get a life"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

Non Thought For The Day.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Dad, what is peace?'

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Lost and Profound.

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

Doubt or Certainy

Understanding art.

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."