Profit Pillows

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'This is Borinski. He makes twice as much profit as the rest of us. I just want to know how he's doing that...'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Business is off the chart.

Let's Celebrate

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I love your optimism."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."