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Sad businessman with sinking profits

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Soaring Profits

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Sales.

Targets.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".